masked-perfection:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

hun

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

Neymar Shirtless asked by Anon

sexioto:

gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

a while ago i asked my two yr old sister whats up and she said “oh just…having legs and arms”

Sofia arrival | September 30, 2014

The 20-man squad landed in the capital around 12:30. Carlo Ancelotti and Isco will meet the press at 17:30 before the team’s final training at Vasil Levski National Stadium.

#rm 

“Without disrespect for anyone, but I am convinced that Cristiano is the best player I have coached in my entire career. He’s one of the most professional players I know, he’s very serious about his work. One thing that might have changed in recent years, is that Cristiano can now fully identify himself with the shirt he wears. He’s a complete leader who doesn’t speak much, but shows it through his hard work and amazing performances.” — Carlo Ancelotti [UCL press-conference | 30.09.2014] (via cr7forbeastmode)

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

dexmanning:

How to deal with your mistakes:

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How NOT to deal with your mistakes:

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GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

babeneymar:

how things go down in the football fandom whenever a big game is planned

  1. funny posts
  2. freak out posts
  3. obsessively searching for live streams
  4. live blogging while watching the game 
  5. post game aggression 

And then we turn all shady and are easily offended which results in some back and forth bitching between the two clubs

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.